Gingerbread Convention

International Law 123-1234-4532 DEC.7, 200X​​​

 THE GINGERBREAD CONVENTION ON SNOW-WARFARE AND SNOW-CRIMES ​​​

Be it enacted by the people here at my house and of our allied house - Death and her sisters, ​​

SECTION 1. DEFINITION OF LAWFUL SNOW-WARFARE​​
 * The voluntary and fun-tastic involvement in;​
 * (1) the flinging of round snow-shapes at our sisters and/or friends​
 * (2) the construction of ice-based buildings​
 * (3) the employment of non-sentient snow-people to defend combatants​
 * ...on the decreed day of lawful engagement, that being the 7th of December annually.​



SECTION 2. SNOW-CRIME, DEFINITION AND QUALITIES​​
 * A snow-crime is any such act during lawful snow-warfare;​
 * (1) use of icicles​
 * (2) animating your non-sentient snow-people with magic
 * ​(3) using water to create slippery slopes​
 * (4) modification of your round snow-shapes in any of the following fashions;​
 * (a) holding them for extended periods of time to solidify them as ice​
 * (b) hiding rocks within the snow-shape​
 * (c) peeing on your snow-shapes (seriously that's gross I hope no one even thinks about it jeeeez)​

SECTION 3. PUNISHMENT FOR SNOW-CRIMES
 * ​​If a snow-crime is committed, the offending girl shall sacrifice one marshmallow from her post-warefare hot-cocoa and one gingersnap cookie​

​AMENDMENT ONE DECEMBER 7TH WHATEVER YEAR - DO NOT MELT THE SNOW, SNOW-CRIME​​
 * DO NOT MELT THE SNOW IT'S A SNOWCRIME. YOU SHALL NOT MELT THE SNOW BY FOLLOWING SUCH GUIDELINES/DEMANDS;
 * ​(1) DO NOT MELT HTE SNOW
 * ​(2) DO NOT MELT OUR SNOW-BALLS
 * ​(3) DO NOT MELT OUR SNOW-PEOPLE
 * ​(4) DO NOT MELT OUR SNOW-FURNITURE
 * ​(5) DO NOT MEL THTE SNOW​
 * (6) DON'T EVEN TRY SAYING YOU CAN'T HELP IT WE KNOW BETTER NOW HOT GIRL YOU CHEATER​